1
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(Derwin, woman laughing)

2
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DERWIN:
That tickles.

3
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WOMAN:
Derwin, that feels good.

4
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DERWIN:
It's not too big?

5
00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:19,554
WOMAN:
No, it fits perfectly.

6
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Ooh, don't do that;
you'll stretch it out.

7
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Derwin, dinner.

8
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DERWIN:
I'm coming!

9
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So, Armani suit for your arrival

10
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at the stadium
and the Chip and Pepper jeans

11
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with the Christian Audigier
T-shirt

12
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for any off-field
activities

13
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Got it.

14
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That outfit still needs
a little something.

15
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I'll give it some thought.

16
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And you're sure my
yellow three-piece

17
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is not the move
for Miami?

18
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(chuckling):
I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

19
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Goodnight, Melanie,
and you take care.

20
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Good night, Dionne,
and you... buckle up.

21
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It's the law.

22
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Okay.

23
00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,369
"Buckle up,
it's the law"?

24
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Well, if you don't mind
her hitting a pole

25
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and flying through
a windshield,

26
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then I certainly don't.

27
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Baby, baby, baby, you got
to stop tripping about Dionne.

28
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She's my image consultant.

29
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She's just doing her job.

30
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Well, why does she
have to do it in our bedroom?

31
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Because that's where
my clothes are.

32
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Oh, okay.

33
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What are you doing?

34
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Cleaning out
your new closet.

35
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Ladies, now that
our wine hour

36
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is in its third hour,

37
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I say we choose a charity

38
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for the Sunbeam fundraiser

39
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before we all end
up like Tara.

40
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(all laughing)

41
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Well, how about
the San Diego Symphony?

42
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No, we should back
the Art Museum.

43
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What about public radio?

44
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Uh-huh, raising money
for rich white folks.

45
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That really warms my heart.

46
00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,864
How about helping some of these
poor black kids

47
00:02:08,961 --> 00:02:10,201
we got running around here

48
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starting with
this one?

49
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Mommy, there's a man here
with flowers.

50
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Maybe they're from Daddy.

51
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Sweetie, you know
Daddy doesn't believe

52
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in giving perishable
signs of affection.

53
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You must have the wrong house.

54
00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:25,180
Melanie Burnett?

55
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They're for me?

56
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Here you go, sweetie.

57
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Wow!

58
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Is this really

59
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Jason Pitts' house?

60
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Yes, and there's
Jason Pitts' door.

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Use it.

62
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Well, come on! Come on, share.

63
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Oh, it's okay.

64
00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:44,529
It's just Derwin
being sweet.

65
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Aw, she's shy.

66
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I'll read it.

67
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"Sorry if my rhyme is lame,

68
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"but I want you there
when they call my name,

69
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"Without you, Miami
won't be the same.

70
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So here's a ticket
to my first away game."

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ALL:
Oh...

72
00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,080
He is sweet.

73
00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,654
You are so lucky.

74
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I know, that's why

75
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it's going to be so hard
to tell him

76
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that I can't go.

77
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What?
Why?

78
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Maybe she can't take no more
of that janky poetry.

79
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Melanie, the guys never
invite us to away games.

80
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You have to go.

81
00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:23,444
I can't. I really need
to study this weekend.

82
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So, study during the game.

83
00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:27,613
I can get through a Vogue,
a People and two Ebonys

84
00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,408
by halftime.

85
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First you steal our men,
now our magazines.

86
00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,577
You are crazy if you don't go.

87
00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:38,593
"Away game" is just a football
term for "license to cheat."

88
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Or in Tara's case,
a visit with his other family.

89
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Melanie, we're
just saying

90
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that away games are dangerous.

91
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That's why we Sunbeams
all take turns

92
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showing up unexpectedly.

93
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So if a man

94
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is even tempted to cheat,
he knows

95
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there's a chance
that another wife might see him.

96
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Oh, Allie, I'll watch Howie
for you in Miami

97
00:03:58,306 --> 00:03:59,466
if you'll watch Jason
in Seattle.

98
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Mm, done.

99
00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,211
You guys really do that?

100
00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:07,720
Sure. We call it
"suspicion management."

101
00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:10,545
I have the best marriage in
the league, and I still do it.

102
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I think of it
as relationship insurance.

103
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No, these
are relationship insurance.

104
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I cannot believe you guys
didn't even notice.

105
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Oh, my God, when
did you get them?

106
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They're fabulous.

107
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I knew you looked
different.

108
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I thought it
was your hair.

109
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Clearly, these are not the women
you need

110
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to be taking advice from.

111
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Trying to keep your men
with sneak attacks

112
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and chest grenades.

113
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Y'all are just pitiful.

114
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Well, we wouldn't have
to be so pitiful

115
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if someone who travels
to all the games

116
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would report back to us.

117
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I go to the games
as my son's manager.

118
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I'll do y'all's charity work,

119
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but I will not do
y'all's dirty work.

120
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I'm with Tasha.

121
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I don't know how you people
live this way.

122
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I trust Derwin.

123
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He would never cheat on me.

124
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Then that's a better reason
to go.

125
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You've got a good man
who wants you there.

126
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Why would you want
to disappoint him?

127
00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:01,701
Sweetie,

128
00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,342
don't let your cream
turn to crap.

129
00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:09,777
Hey, rookie, you're
not wearing your jock.

130
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(men whistling)

131
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Ooh-wee!

132
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Derwin... that's not
a good look for you.

133
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Really?

134
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I thought I was rocking
this jock strap.

135
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Anyway, I found

136
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your perfect
little something

137
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for your casual look
in Miami.

138
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Damn, that's almost
as big as mine.

139
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Maybe he doesn't need
to compensate as much.

140
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Ask your moms
if I need to compensate.

141
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Now you just remember
what I told you--

142
00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:49,251
you see any photographers
in Miami...

143
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Stand next to Malik.

144
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And don't forget
to smile,

145
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because you have
a beautiful one.

146
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See? There it is.

147
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Bye.

148
00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:05,029
(men whooping)

149
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That'll work.

150
00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:08,337
So, you going
to hit that in Miami?

151
00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:10,496
No, man!
You mind if I do?

152
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Knock yourself out.

153
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I'm taking
my girlfriend.

154
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MALIK:
What? (men grumbling)

155
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Damn, you rookies are thick.

156
00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,147
You never invite your girl

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to an away game and in Miami.

158
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That's where all
the hot senoritas are, dog.

159
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You never heard
of a South Beach Sandwich?

160
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(chuckles)

161
00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:28,324
Guys, I'm not interested
in any girl but Melanie.

162
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You know what?
Good for you, man.

163
00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,787
You still can't bring her.

164
00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,032
It's a pipeline straight
back to the wives.

165
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Mr. Cornball Faithful,

166
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trying to be one
of the fellas.

167
00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,571
You know you don't
get down like that.

168
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Why don't you ask
your mama how I get down.

169
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Sorry. I didn't know.

170
00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,043
I can't just uninvite her.

171
00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,710
This ain't a "you're sorry
and you can't," rookie.

172
00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:52,450
This is a "you're gonna
and you will."

173
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And put on that jock.
You disgust me.

174
00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,422
Aw, Derwin,

175
00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:03,661
you sweetheart.

176
00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,327
I'm really excited
about going to Miami.

177
00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,856
I'm really glad
you feel that way, baby.

178
00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,902
Yeah, it's going
to be a good time.

179
00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,897
Although...

180
00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:18,074
I feel a little bad.

181
00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:21,641
You know, the coach
says girlfriends aren't allowed

182
00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:23,142
in the same hotel room.

183
00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:24,753
What with the practice

184
00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:30,345
and team dinner, I won't be able
to see you that much.

185
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Or you know, even at all.

186
00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:39,056
Or you don't want me
to go, do you?

187
00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:39,989
Afraid you won't have

188
00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,233
any fun
with the away-game hoochies?

189
00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,997
Hoochies?

190
00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,040
Hoochies?!

191
00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:49,936
Oh, so now you're acting

192
00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:53,537
like hoochies don't exist
in football.

193
00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:55,711
Oh, hoochies!

194
00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:00,148
Okay, it's like this.

195
00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:02,577
You can't go.

196
00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,993
The guys don't want
wives and girlfriends

197
00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,085
at the away games,

198
00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,656
and I can't be the only
guy who brings his girl.

199
00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,555
It's okay, Derwin,
I get it.

200
00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:10,557
But if I see
a hoochie,

201
00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:13,588
I'm going to run
the other way.

202
00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,604
Baby, I trust you.

203
00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,896
Plus, I really need
to study this weekend.

204
00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:21,973
Why didn't you
just tell me that?

205
00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:25,169
You got me coming in here
lying to you and everything.

206
00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,913
Mel, you got to start
being more honest.

207
00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,805
(hip-hop music blaring)

208
00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:35,084
(knocking)

209
00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:47,527
Oh, hi, Dionne.

210
00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,528
Derwin's in Miami.

211
00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,730
Oh, I know.

212
00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,131
He left the diamond chain
I gave him

213
00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,402
in his leather jacket.

214
00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,670
I'm on my way
to the airport,

215
00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,768
so, thought I'd stop by
and bring it to him.

216
00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,877
You-You're going?

217
00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,113
Of course.

218
00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,724
I go to all the away games.

219
00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,842
Go ahead,
I'll be right there.

220
00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,769
Tasha, oh, I've
been meaning to...

221
00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:36,044
Yeah.

222
00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,583
Melanie called me
this morning,

223
00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:38,848
and the poor
girl's terrified

224
00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,546
you're trying to steal
Derwin away from her.

225
00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,478
I don't have time to be
listening to that crap,

226
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,982
so stop messing
with her head.

227
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:44,954
Are we clear?

228
00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,122
Excuse me, you think
I'm one of those

229
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:50,660
simpery little Sunbeams
who's afraid of you?

230
00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:53,258
Melanie's head
is not my problem.

231
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,360
I manage images,
not insecurities.

232
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,365
Girl, I like you.

233
00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,741
(laughs)

234
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,139
Let's grab a drink later.
Great, because, you know,

235
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,611
I've been meaning to talk
to you about Malik.

236
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,380
I think he could
really use my help.

237
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:14,608
Oh, now you just talked
yourself out of an appletini.

238
00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,815
Malik is fine;
he doesn't need you.

239
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,017
Well, from what I hear,

240
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,188
he may not need either
of us after tonight.

241
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:23,087
Now what now?

242
00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:27,090
The ladies aren't the only ones
Malik plays the field with.

243
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,604
He's, um, been meeting
with managers

244
00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:32,567
all over the country,
behind your back.

245
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,496
Hmm.

246
00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:35,771
Yeah.

247
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,869
Well, I'll just leave you
with your thoughts.

248
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,453
I can't believe
I'm doing this.

249
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,217
I feel like a stalker.

250
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,894
You're not a stalker,

251
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,956
you just stole a pass key to
break into your boyfriend's room

252
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,885
to make sure he still loves you.

253
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:58,861
Right.

254
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,289
So what do I do now?

255
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,803
You wait until he comes in.

256
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,895
If he's alone,
you yell "Surprise!"

257
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,697
Or if he's with someone,
you yell "Surprise!

258
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,170
You need a lawyer."

259
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,998
We Sunbeams call that
the "aha" moment.

260
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:14,174
Good sign-- fancy hand soap
hasn't been used.

261
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,014
You check soap?

262
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,279
I've never even read
Derwin's diary.

263
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:22,023
Derwin has a diary?

264
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,515
I think we may have
bigger problems.

265
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,647
(sniffs deeply)

266
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,664
No cherry blossom body wash
hoochie smell.

267
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,256
That's good.

268
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,287
Check the mini-bar.

269
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,031
If the champagne is missing,
we're in trouble.

270
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:38,127
It's the stripper's
energy drink.

271
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:41,001
I'm not worried about hoochies
or strippers.

272
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,341
I just panicked when I heard
Dionne was coming.

273
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,866
I mean, she's got it all.

274
00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,272
She's beautiful, she's smart.

275
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,784
Sounds like someone's
got a girl crush.

276
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,847
Kelly, I'm serious.

277
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,805
We're the wives and girlfriends.

278
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,654
We're not even allowed
to be here,

279
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,749
but Dionne can come and go
as she pleases.

280
00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,592
How can I compete with that?

281
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,157
By staying one step ahead.

282
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:11,868
All clear.

283
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,572
You know what?

284
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:21,639
Healthy relationships are based
on trust, not forensics.

285
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,841
Is that directed at me?

286
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,013
No, I'm just talking about
my relationship.

287
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,052
I don't know
about you and Jason.

288
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,647
Hey, just because I do all this

289
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,119
doesn't mean Jason's
a bad guy.

290
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,889
He is a great guy.

291
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,287
He's just not
an average guy.

292
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:39,189
These are professional football
players that we're dealing with.

293
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:42,162
Jason got a text message
from Miss Universe.

294
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,162
Not Miss America,
not Miss World,

295
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,734
the prettiest woman
in the universe.

296
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,804
So excuse me,
Miss Judgmental,

297
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,912
if I got a black light.

298
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,605
Well, have you ever
found anything?

299
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,677
No.

300
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,476
Well, what happens
if you do?

301
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,815
I honestly don't know.

302
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:09,589
Hey, good luck.

303
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:10,959
You, too.

304
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,197
Let me tell you
something, Malik.

305
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,741
You are a top-tier
quarterback in this league.

306
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,108
I mean, you took
Kansas City as far as they've ever been,

307
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,707
and now you're
sitting in San Diego

308
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,108
with some mid-level
$40 million contract,

309
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:34,311
when I could've had you
out in Dallas making 80.

310
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:38,494
Now, I'm no genius, but 80
sounds like more than 40.

311
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:39,615
(both chuckling)

312
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:40,849
Why don't you say 100

313
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,424
while you're pulling numbers
out your ass.

314
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,193
TASHA:
Appletini, please.

315
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,032
Uh, hey, Ma.

316
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,297
I thought
you were flying in tomorrow.

317
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,496
Tasha, if you think
I am making this up,

318
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,598
I'll get the Dallas GM
on the phone right now.

319
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:56,270
Oh, yeah?
Well, why don't you tell Dan I said hi.

320
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,439
And then after you hang up,
why don't you explain to Malik

321
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,538
how they have no offensive
line to block for him,

322
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,880
no wide receivers
to throw to,

323
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,335
and no prayer of making
the championship.

324
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,154
(chuckling):
Tasha...

325
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,216
sweetie, I did not think
I had to spell it out for you,

326
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,176
but it is a given
when a team makes

327
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,594
that kind of
investment in a player,

328
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,685
they're going to do
whatever they need

329
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,286
to protect their franchise.

330
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,488
Oh, and by the way,

331
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,559
for 80 million bucks,
that's what you would've been:

332
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,489
the franchise player.

333
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,804
But would he really
ever see that money, Irv?

334
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,567
Or would he,
as Dan told me,

335
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,625
have to take a ten-million-
dollar signing bonus

336
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:28,904
for an eight-year contract

337
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,102
versus the hot 15 sitting
in his bank account

338
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,114
from the four-year deal

339
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,835
Tasha Mack from Tasha Mack

340
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,581
Management got for him?

341
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,476
(sighs)

342
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,478
Tasty.

343
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:45,691
I really thought
you were coming in tomorrow.

344
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,485
Well, Malik, when your associate

345
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,618
Tee Tee called,

346
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,532
he said you were also interested
in a music career.

347
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,195
My firm represents many athletes

348
00:14:55,295 --> 00:15:00,325
who successfully diversify into
other areas of entertainment.

349
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,903
Smooth.

350
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,502
You had Tee Tee call him
about your rap career?

351
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,744
Look, I got two words for
what his firm has done

352
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:08,840
for the world
of hip hop:

353
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,482
Shaq Fu.

354
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,378
Irv, man,
just go, dawg.

355
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,680
Your associate Tee Tee
knows where to reach me.

356
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:17,583
Tasha.

357
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:18,554
Irv.

358
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:28,634
I'm sure you weren't supposed
to be coming in until tomorrow.

359
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,328
You're not happy, Malik?

360
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,231
Ma...

361
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,402
No, you're talking
to your manager.

362
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,301
No, I'm never not
talking to my mom.

363
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:40,774
I can't separate the two,
and neither can you.

364
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,513
To think I came
down a day early

365
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,349
to watch other women
catch their cheating men.

366
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,975
Well, I wouldn't be
thinking about cheating

367
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,020
if you took my needs
more seriously.

368
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,276
I want to rap.

369
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,923
And if you were
just my manager,

370
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,789
you would have to
make that happen.

371
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,486
Malik, I love you.

372
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,658
And because I do,
I tell you the truth.

373
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,858
You can't rap.

374
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,930
Ma, I am nice.

375
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,371
I'm so nice.

376
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,235
I'm looking for a manager
to take me seriously.

377
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,270
All right. All right.

378
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,584
I will take you
seriously.

379
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,477
Now spit out that gum.

380
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,349
Taking meetings with
gum in your mouth.

381
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,130
JASON:
Is that you, sexy?

382
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,427
Hey, look in the closet.

383
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,158
I brought you a little
something to slip into.

384
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,270
You like it?

385
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,973
Kelly?

386
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:52,475
All the times
I came to catch you,

387
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:56,079
I never really believed
I had anything to catch.

388
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,853
Seven years, Jason.
Baby...

389
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,220
I gave you everything.

390
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:02,119
And now you're putting some
ho-bag in my old uniform?

391
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,322
Giving her flowers,
strawberries, champagne...

392
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:09,504
A cake that says
"I love you, Kelly."

393
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:10,756
Oh, God.

394
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,403
Her name is Kelly, too?
Oh, come...

395
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,070
(chuckling):
Come on, baby.

396
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,309
Baby, we do this
dance every year.

397
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,835
You pop out of a
closet or a hamper

398
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:24,410
or a trash can...

399
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,581
and surprise me.

400
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,879
This time, I thought
I'd surprise you.

401
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,121
You've been so busy
with the Sunbeams,

402
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:36,419
I thought you deserved
a romantic evening.

403
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,063
Really?

404
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,158
Put this on.

405
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,560
And I will show you.

406
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,472
(chuckling)

407
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,125
Mmm-hmm.

408
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,708
Aha!

409
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,905
Aha!

410
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,211
(smacks lips)

411
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,713
Go home, Melanie.

412
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,654
(sighs)

413
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,790
DERWIN:
Yo, Reg, I'll catch you at breakfast.

414
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,030
* I'm bossy

415
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,658
* I'm the chick
that y'all love to hate *

416
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,304
* I'm the chick
that's raising the stakes *

417
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,030
* 'Cause I'm bossy...

418
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,765
Ooh, damn.

419
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,708
("I'm Bossy" ringtone
plays nearby)

420
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:38,954
Surprise.

421
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,151
Mel, what are you doing here?

422
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,424
I told you,
you can't be here.

423
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,692
This is gonna really
mess me up with the guys.

424
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,061
I know, it's just...

425
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,229
I missed you so much.

426
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,457
But now I see you,

427
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,831
and that should hold me
till Monday, so...

428
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,759
I'm gone. I'm out the door.

429
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:52,734
Kiss, kiss, bye-bye.

430
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:53,702
Mel, hold up.

431
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,843
Oh, Dionne.

432
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,509
What a surprise.

433
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,408
Why? I told you
I was coming.

434
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,419
Good luck
tomorrow, Derwin.

435
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:15,361
Oh.

436
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,725
So that's why you came.

437
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,055
Look, Derwin,

438
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,799
remember when we said
we're going to be honest?

439
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,296
Well, honestly,
I messed up.

440
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:29,099
I'm jealous of Dionne,
and I have to get over it.

441
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,372
Yeah, you do.

442
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,740
Melanie, we are not
going to make it

443
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:32,708
if you don't trust me.

444
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:33,405
I know.

445
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,536
And I totally realized that

446
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,011
when I was hiding
in your closet.

447
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,449
And in all fairness
to myself,

448
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:43,276
the Sunbeams, which you
made me join, by the way,

449
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:46,353
kicked my jealousy
into crazy.

450
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:49,193
So you're saying
this is my fault?

451
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,659
In a way.

452
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,159
What am I going
to do with you?

453
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,465
Forgive me and have
your way with me.

454
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,077
Yo, Rookie,
Coach is coming.

455
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,675
Curfew check.

456
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,007
Oh. Um, I love you.

457
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,151
I love you, too.
Bye. Okay.

458
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,416
Bye, sweetie.

459
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,915
(in distance):
Curfew check!

460
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:21,515
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